10, He can afford big blonde hair.

9, He has survived being in crazy debt.

8, He will appoint conservatives to the Supreme Court.

7, He does not believe in Global Consensus Climate.

6, He has a Presidential stature.

5, He has sixteen golf courses around the world.

4, He builds things and employs people.

3, He owes nobody any favors.

2, He is not a politician.

1, Everyone knows his name