There is a very slight chance the I may be able to have a chair at the inaugural. I think it would be cool to be a part of history. As a low level volunteer for the Trump campaign, my name may be selected to be part of an important moment of American history. If selected, the chair would cost $450. Really, a small price considering the costs involved in staging the inaugural. So here’s to having my fingers crossed.

Actually my chances are probably smaller than I think. I hear the Clintons are going.