Why am I doing this? Why not? “The Donald” is taking over, seems to me everyone is talking about him, at work, at home, in the restaurant, on TV. My first reaction was to laugh at the little guy with the snazzy blazer and the red hat. Funny, when he opened his mouth he sounded like any ol’ bubba you’d meet on the street. Funny me, I like the red hat. That blazer makes him look snazzy.

/got to get me one of them red hats.