COVFEFE ? what is the meaning?

“Despite all the negative press covfefe” Probably President Trump’s most famous tweet to date. I have seen the word covfefe all over the place. Some of the usage has been rather funny. My first thought was it must be an acronym, though I wasn’t going to try and figure it out.

All the coverage was “Stupid Trump fell asleep whilst tweeting, why is he our president” or some variation on it. The absolute kindest thing I saw was he was trying to type “coverage” when he hit send, or whatever they do when tweeting, and fell asleep. Only to wake up in the morning and ask “who can figure out the true meaning of ‘covfefe’ ???  Enjoy”

No I do not follow tweets, though tens of millions of people follow President Trump on Twitter. Occasionally I do see the presidential tweets on the morning news, this was the case the other day, so I did know what covfefe was in reference to in other contexts.

Today on Facebook I saw the “True Meaning”, and I have to say that I was once again impressed. This particularly fine troll of of the press by the president follows the graphic embodiment of the CNN ethos by Kathy Griffin with her performance artwork. The depiction of an acephalous Trump is quite universal. The media believes at this point the president is no more than a virtual corpse, and we Trumpkins are just to dense to know it. Silly elites.

Let me paint a little picture with words. When President Trump and King Salman were at the photo op with the “Glowing Orb” (I prefer the illuminated world, but most know it as the glowing orb) King Salman spoke a couple of words to President Trump. There was no translator at that moment. President Trump wondered what the words meant, so he remembered them. Maybe he wrote them on the back of his hand? I don’t know. So when the president gets home, and has some free time he goes to Google translate. The President doesn’t want anyone to interpret the words, as he really doesn’t know what was said. However he would find out. Then when the president figured out what the king had said, he tweeted it. Of course he improved the context.

The press finds a cognizant acephalous Trump stating covfefe the most terrifying thing in the world, and would never mention this resurrection, so I will.

With their hands on an enlightened world, the King said to the President “I will Stand”.

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